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by YEETYEETSMELLMYFEET January 5, 2021
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monkey nutjob

a person who loves to get railed from behide
ok so my friend told me that he was enjoying his day until he saw someone getting a monkey nutjob
by timewaster45 September 28, 2022
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Cunt monkey

Someone who is being even more of cunt then they usually are
Jon my god why do some people have to be such cunt monkeys
by Bobross4l1fe November 20, 2021
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Monkey Pox

Monkey Pox is a disease and the only cure is sending an arch pic to the opposite sex of someone ur age
Olivia u have monkey pox you need to send an arch pic
by Dr. Applecott August 8, 2022
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Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.
That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.
by LilXangie May 22, 2024
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Monkey mushroom ass

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.
by Merch!!! May 31, 2018
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Monkey

1. A small ape.
2. An over-active, crab-infested penis that is drawn (like a magnet) to anyone wearing a skirt. When a man says something about their monkey, back away slowly, do not make eye contact, and go get tested for crabs. =)
Boy:"Hey, baby, wanna pet my monkey?"
Girl: Ew.. this is not a petting zoo.
by rachel_jane_ak October 6, 2008
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