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Jack-off-lantern

The act of finding a jack-o-lantern, and fucking it. Typically done by 14-18 year old horny boys during the halloween season.

This term also applies to privately owned pumpkins that also get fucked.
Jesus fuck dude, this is how low you'd go? Doing the jack-off-lantern? Just do the pringles can thing, you sick fuck. Kids are watching.
by BrowntonioBrown July 6, 2023
mugGet the Jack-off-lanternmug.

dropped the jack

to make an outing or social gathering much less enjoyable due to neglecting important details
bobby forgot to make reservations for the party, now we have to hang at my stupid apartment. he really dropped the jack on this one
by dr_awkward_17 December 1, 2010
mugGet the dropped the jackmug.

jack cannaby

absolute goat of a monkey being he likes to eat grass
look its jack cannaby
by segfyuegfyugfug May 9, 2023
mugGet the jack cannabymug.

jack podbury

a boy that sits on the toilet and sees ghosts left right and centre. He normally likes bullying little dwarfs and has fun playing fortnite all the time. He is the goat at soccer because everytime he goes to take a pen it always goes top bins. Marcus is not better than jack at soccer cos jack is just a absolute demon. Jack usually likes to spend his time abusing 12 yr olds on fortnite and likes shagging his motorbike every second hour. Jack genuinely loves his pool he sleeps in it, drinks in it, shits in it sucks it off and sometimes plays in it with other people. Jack loves lockdown and when he is in lockdown he loves to play fortnite on his poo poo wifi. Someone make a go fund me page for this man to get better wifi.
Jack podbury loves fortnite
Jack podbury loves his quad bike
If you see jack say hello but be careful he might bite
by jack podbury August 21, 2021
mugGet the jack podburymug.

Jack

Boy that Jack sure wants to have some sex with stone!
by th202222 August 18, 2023
mugGet the Jackmug.

Small Jack

Jack isn’t and will never be tall
Jack: wanna go on a date?

Jolene: ew, no. you’re to small Jack
by jwall22 March 8, 2022
mugGet the Small Jackmug.

Jack sur

From the word "on" in French, jack sur means to abstain from masturbation, sex, and everything else pertaining to any type of sexual pleasure where the penis or vagina are touched. (You can have other types of sex and still be jack suring.)

This word is the opposite of jack off. It can also be used as a noun meaning a person who practices jack sur.
Person 1: "I'm going to be jack suring during NNN. I will win it."
Person 2: "Yeah, you've always been a determined jack sur."
by WordlessSpeaker October 28, 2021
mugGet the Jack surmug.

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