Shut your nuts

Putting your balls in a nutcracker

Connor, Richie, and John: Avie your ugly
Avie: shut your nuts

by Avielicious December 3, 2019

Putzy Nuts

A guy who moves extremely slow.

Hurry up, putzy nuts, or we're going to miss the event!

by SusanAmy March 3, 2016

nut stache

it’s like a milk mustache but with nut, aka semen. (mostly seen after giving head)

“girl wipe off your nut stache, my mom’s almost home”

by sexylady124 March 19, 2023

90’s nut

An orgasm before digital media.

Remember a good ole 90’s nut? Just jerkin’ it off your own imagination, like a sorcerer.

by D. Soder April 18, 2020

no nut clarity

The moment of clarity and unattractedness you feel toward a sexual partner when they keep trying to make you finish but can’t and you lose arousal and attractedness to the person

Yeah I was with my Mark last night and he kept trying I felt so bad when I got no nut clarity.

by punanibitch December 24, 2020

nut valley

a buttcrack. typically a womans

I shot a load all over her nut valley

by Jiggajar Janks August 12, 2024

auto-nutting

when someone's latency in voice chat is so bad, it sounds like theyre gargling the ballsack of optimus prime...

person 1: is he auto-nutting?
person 2: can you hear him?
person 3: yea... he's auto-nutting...

by fl3rn87 July 23, 2024