Monkey Tuesday

It means that you found your lover for forever

Yes she really is a monkey Tuesday

by TheMonkeyman1320 July 14, 2022

Dirty-Monkey

Intravenous drug addicts use this term as slang when they are referencing drug use - shooting up bath salts & heroin together, mixed into one dose, in a syringe(also known as speed balling) *Dirty-Monkey*

(One addict talking to another) "Yo, you want to do a Dirty-Monkey?"

by Dirty-Monkey May 21, 2022

Blind Drooling Monkey

A sexual gesture in which both partners remove all clothing and kiss and or drool all over each other’s body while blind folded.

Can also be written as 🙈🤤

Aye yo Victor, have you ever tried blind drooling monkey with your girl?

by HappyHippopotamus July 3, 2019

oinkey monkey

A cute infant / toddler who eats like a pig and looks like the cutest little monkey ever!

HI OINKEY MONKEY! your so cute

oh oinkey monkey you’re getting so chubby.

by John436 March 8, 2020

monkey nutjob

a person who loves to get railed from behide

ok so my friend told me that he was enjoying his day until he saw someone getting a monkey nutjob

by timewaster45 September 28, 2022

Trump or monkey

A game played on the David Letterman Show where an audience member would be shown a picture of either Donald Trump or a monkey with the face covered and just the hair on top of the head exposed. The player had to guess, based solely on the hair, if it was a picture of Donald Trump or of a monkey.

This was during the time when Donald Trump was on “The Apprentice”.

Know your cuts of meat and Trump or monkey were my favorite games on the David Letterman Show.

by W.R.Slade February 16, 2024

ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).

Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."

by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020