Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.
I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.
by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019
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sponge monkey

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex
ajas such a sponge monkey!
by tenequia December 13, 2007
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Monkey Choba

One who dances with monkeys and/or smells like one. Can also be used as an everyday word.**
Owen is a monkey choba because he never bathes. Aidan likes to dance and smells bad, he is monkey choba. ** You are a cool Monkey Choba. You walk with the monkey chobas man! (mun-kee - ch-oh-baa)
by The Phokers June 28, 2009
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Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle

The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.
When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.

When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
by Flightnursejim December 03, 2013
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I love you nigga dog monkey

When you see your best friend for the first time in 4 months and twelve days
Yo! What up man! I love you nigga dog monkey!
by Simon Yeager March 05, 2024
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Olive monkey

Derogatory term for Spanish dock workers packing olive exports
The olive monkeys unpacked the days shipments
by SpicknSpan November 21, 2019
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