After consuming an entire bag of the delicious Flammin' Hot Cheetos, before bed. You will arise in the morning needing to leave some wolf bait aka releasing feces. At this point you will realize that you have made a bad choice. You're rear end will then feel as if you have been inhaling, the previously stated, Flammin' Hot Cheetos, directly into you're butthole.
Kid: ahhhh, arrgggghhh, awwwww, my tender anus.
Mother: Whats wrong honey.
Kid: Too many flammin' hot cheetos
Mother:(To father) I think our son has a Flammin' hot butthole.
Mother: Whats wrong honey.
Kid: Too many flammin' hot cheetos
Mother:(To father) I think our son has a Flammin' hot butthole.
by Christmas Tang September 2, 2010
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Us: So what does pussy taste like?
Him: Nothing really. What does cum taste like.
Us: Well....you know how in kindergarten you ate paste. Well heat it up and add some salt and there ya go. Hot paste in salt. We've been trained since then to tolerate the texture and taste.
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At the gas station getting pop. Friend is using the machine to get fountain pop and it splatters at her.
Me: Hahahahaha you like things that splatter at you don'tcha?
Friend: Hehe yeah, I wouldn't have 2 kids if I didn't!
Me: True...it's all about the hot paste and salt.
Customer: I..I...I don't even know what to say to that....
Us: So what does pussy taste like?
Him: Nothing really. What does cum taste like.
Us: Well....you know how in kindergarten you ate paste. Well heat it up and add some salt and there ya go. Hot paste in salt. We've been trained since then to tolerate the texture and taste.
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At the gas station getting pop. Friend is using the machine to get fountain pop and it splatters at her.
Me: Hahahahaha you like things that splatter at you don'tcha?
Friend: Hehe yeah, I wouldn't have 2 kids if I didn't!
Me: True...it's all about the hot paste and salt.
Customer: I..I...I don't even know what to say to that....
by JestyCat August 5, 2010
Get the Hot Paste and Salt mug.Rapper originally from Doylestown, Pennsylvania. Know for ridiculousness in rhymes, compared to Mike Jones or Dave Chapelle's Fistdacuffs. YouTube promoted Military rapper. Still fighting in our nations Army. Currently in Afghanistan. Produced, and edited himself. Mostly comedy style rap, with some serious songs. Exaggerated ego.
You think you invented the word merked?, you got a Hot Ca$h ego! That shit so bad it's funny, Hot Ca$h style.
by YouTube hero January 16, 2013
Get the Hot Ca$h mug.Left over Hot Cheeto chili residue in your throat while eating Hot Cheetos. Very difficult to get rid of and mildly annoying.
Fred: man i got da munchies dawg!
Jeff: want some flamin cheetos mah man?
Fred: nuh uh, those shits give me da hot cheeto phlegm.
Jeff: it aint easy bein cheesy...
Jeff: want some flamin cheetos mah man?
Fred: nuh uh, those shits give me da hot cheeto phlegm.
Jeff: it aint easy bein cheesy...
by dannyram January 25, 2010
Get the Hot Cheeto Phlegm mug.the penis, especially when ejaculating. release of some hot, sticky, 'mucilage' sometimes resulting in the eventual appearance of an uninvited 'guest'!
can you come over on thursday? (response:) i guess so, i'll just be playing with my hot glue gun!
made a 'mess' with my hot glue gun, and down the road two became three!!
made a 'mess' with my hot glue gun, and down the road two became three!!
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Get the hot sticky load mug.typically a Black or Hispanic girl, who sits in the back of the class always seen eating hot cheetos or takis. She always has long acrylic nails and big hoops in her ears. She doesn't care about school.
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