A school located in Cottonwood, Arizona in the Verde Valley region. An alright school for the most part, but going downhill because it's ran by a few clowns who make horrendous bathroom and ID policies thinking they are smart when it's just utterly stupid and harms those more who actually like to focus in school. The teachers and classes are good for the most part though, so i'll give it that.
Mingus Union High School: A school in Cottonwood Arizona. Just your typical school, nothing special.
by anonymous380 August 24, 2023
Get the Mingus Union High Schoolmug. A rural fever dream located in Washington where the Wi-Fi is spotty but the drama is high-speed. Known for its unique blend of cowboy cosplay, nicotine addiction, and unregulated furry activity in the commons. Half the students think they’re in Yellowstone, the other half think they’re in Zootopia, and the teachers have emotionally checked out since 2014.
Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.
Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.
Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
I fucking hate Battle Ground High School it’s full of faggots. Can we pretty please go get more zyns now???
by HaydenGray88 June 29, 2025
Get the Battle Ground High Schoolmug. One of the best places for a zombie apocalypse. Most people are braindead mindless zombie trendfollowers anyways who do anything in their power to treat people like shit. Homophobe, Transphobe and racism hotspot. If you’re mentally ill or queer i advise you escape as soon as possible because this school is worse then you think. RUN
by TryingToSurviveZombies April 9, 2023
Get the Quakers Hill High Schoolmug. An all boys school that is located in New Rochelle
filled with boys that are sexier, funnier, and better that Iona Prep and Stepinac Boys. Salesian students often visit Preston to scout biddies that they wanna fuck. Salesian also often bitches Cardinal Spellman High School in every sport.
filled with boys that are sexier, funnier, and better that Iona Prep and Stepinac Boys. Salesian students often visit Preston to scout biddies that they wanna fuck. Salesian also often bitches Cardinal Spellman High School in every sport.
Boy 1: Yo Cardinal Spellman got they ass beat tdy.
Boy 2: By Who?
Boy 1: Salesian High School
Boy 2: Oh they always do
Boy 2: By Who?
Boy 1: Salesian High School
Boy 2: Oh they always do
by salesianupwrd2mydeadz February 23, 2024
Get the Salesian High Schoolmug. Catholic high school is mundy illinois. Really weird place. Nobody here “upholds the Carmel values”. Not even the teachers. I’m looking at the female English teachers at the end of the 100 hallway. I doubt more than 5 students can actually name all 5 or 7 of them values or whatever. The kids are really fake. Faker than any other school in the entire lake county. Shit spreads like wildfire here. Everyone is always up in everyone else’s business. Carmel is NOT a family and anyone who says that is a liar. You don’t bully and harass your family members like that dude. The only good thing about carmel is the athletics, the cafeteria food, and Father Christian. Best priest ever. But literally everything else at Carmel is ass. Even the hallways smell awful. And the boys 500 bathroom is even worse. Morelia is a fat ugly annoying slob and nobody has any idea where she gets off with an ego and attitude almost as big as her weight. Can she please learn to shut up. Don’t come here!
Things students at Carmel Catholic High School tend to say:
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered
by ccanonymous October 27, 2024
Get the Carmel Catholic High Schoolmug. High School Band is something no one wants to. While the the high school band is playing at a halftime, no one even listens to it
by .Luke August 2, 2019
Get the High School Bandmug. Cardinal Gibbons High School or Cunty Girls High School is a high school that is definitely going to turn ur girl into a bitch. By the end of Cardinal Gibbons all of your pillows will be covered in fake tan and you daughters hookup count will be 34. People think they won’t walk into the trap but they will.
by heyguysitsme2837 May 31, 2024
Get the Cardinal Gibbons High Schoolmug.