fecal fingered

When one of your co-workers at your firm takes the communal Boston Globe newspaper from the firm's library with him to the mens room, then proceeds to take a massive, stench-ridden, vomit-inducing dump, and exits the stall with the Globe under his arm and fails to wash his poo-ridden hands.

Dude, do not touch the Globe in the library today. Sid fecal fingered it. He read it while shitting and then never washed his hands after wiping his massive ass.

by Ballz Dee February 5, 2009

Fat fingers

Means your have a fat ass.

You have some fat fingers

by lord chunk March 30, 2020

holding four fingers up

u think amarelis is the coolest person ever

*holding four fingers up* “omg u think amarelis the coolest person?”

by shshbde June 25, 2022

Finger

Its when you want to go relax and enjoy yourself

GOD DAMN I WANT TO FINGER MY SELF

by SONEX April 21, 2022

Kid named finger

A braindead image/meme of Mike Ehrmantraut saying "Kid named finger". This is the fusion of the meme of "mikeposting" and the joke "Let's finger paint! Kid named paint:".

"Alright class, today we're gonna finger paint!"

Kid named finger:
mike

by Joe Vamp August 5, 2025

4 fingers up

If you do this then your name is Mason Dickey and you fuck bitches and suck dick

Yooo Mason Dickey just put 4 fingers up!! He definitely smokes beer and drinks cum.

by peenspleen223 April 21, 2022

4 fingers up

U are slay

Did u see her pic with 4 fingers up.. God she’s so slay

by Swaggyslays August 19, 2022