Prime Time

A girl who plays sports for her whole life and earns that name from a black man.

Lets gooooooo prime time

by YOUNG_LYNX13 August 6, 2019

The 'lad' that time forgot

When a male member of the older generation commits an act or says something which is defined by younger peers as what an absolute 'Lad' would say/do.

"Your Dad is so funny, he should come out with us more often!"
"I know, right? He's like The 'lad' that time forgot!"

"You know, back in my day boys, I was considered a bit of a ladykiller!"
"Alright, don't big yourself up 'lad' that time forgot!"

by Jamesn331 November 30, 2013

Irish Timing

When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.

1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.

by Redhaired Avenger December 17, 2017

Teleportation-through-time-ists

Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.

The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.

by Squid? February 3, 2020

TV Time

(noun) The TV guide/magazine displaying the various Homestar Runner cartoons. On the cover there are headings for various features on Homestar Runner cartoon characters.

TV Time; Eatin pie and gettin' doppy!

by Bigfatnobody October 19, 2003

Gaming time travel.

When a child usually between 11 and 15 that plays video games and convinces himself that he is doing the right thing for his life and that everything else such as homework or friends is irrelevant, hence years and years go by and he only left his room to go take a shit only to realize that he is now 17 and he should've listened to his mother.

Bob: i'M 17 years old did I really just waste 4 years of my life playing World Of Warcraft?
Joe: Yeah dude you wen't through a Gaming Time Travel.
Bob: My posture is all fucked up now and my ass smells from the computer seat.

by Darte July 1, 2016

screen time conventions

The phenomenon where until smartphones have been around for sufficiently long periods of time, there are multiple different conventions on how well a child should behave in order to get more screen time. Even though by now, there have been found the following deciding factors on whether someone (children or otherwise) should (be allowed to) have screen time: a) the desired duration of screen time, b) the purpose of having screen time, c) personal susceptibility towards the effect(s) of excessive screen time.

In our household, screen time conventions are strict; we have to consider behavior, purpose, and how long the kids can actually handle it without experiencing brainrot.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025