Monkey Balls

Things you put in your ass aka some hot monkey balls

I love hot monkey balls

by EvansPatrol November 29, 2021

Folder Monkey

A worker for New York State Education Department

Look at that poor Folder Monkey with the crazy people all around his cubicle

by ZiggyBoomBox January 6, 2010

monkey nut

like a dumbass who acts like a monkey would

alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo

"ayo monkey nut come get over here"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"

alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"

by teachannnn January 20, 2023

Monkey in da hole

Alfie sucks balls

On a Friday night, Alfie’s fave thing to do is put da monkey in da hole

by Samrules9 March 17, 2022

grub monkey

This word can be used both as a noun and an adjective. 1a) A person who has been working with grease, dirt, or grime.b) someone with poor hygiene. 2) word describing the overall non-cleanliness of a person.

1) Dude, that grub monkey looks like he has been working on cars all day!
2) Chuck Norris wipes grub moneys of his arms everyday during his shower.
3) Chuck Norris stared a grub monkey in the eye and it became clean.
4) I went to Walmart and all I could see were grub monkeys!

by sneakydan1 March 12, 2011

monkey back

When you injure your lower back in such a way, that it forces you to lean over like a monkey.

P1: I was sitting in the floor for a few hours, and now I have monkey back.
P2: Ha! You're getting old.

by 反町 February 3, 2015

Fork Monkey

The semi derogatory term for Hay Bots from the video game Scrap Mechanic. Coined by the late thick44. Not racially motivated

die fork monkey! you're nobody!

by coolpotatoe724 February 21, 2025