Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.

I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.

by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019

sponge monkey

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex

ajas such a sponge monkey!

by tenequia December 13, 2007

Monkeying about

Fucking around

The teacher's gonna be on his case for monkeying about.

by BridalStew September 29, 2021

Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this

Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.

by slimunator January 29, 2025

Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle

The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.

When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.

When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.

by Flightnursejim December 03, 2013

I love you nigga dog monkey

When you see your best friend for the first time in 4 months and twelve days

Yo! What up man! I love you nigga dog monkey!

by Simon Yeager March 05, 2024

Olive monkey

Derogatory term for Spanish dock workers packing olive exports

The olive monkeys unpacked the days shipments

by SpicknSpan November 21, 2019