Looking like you're looking

1. You don't look good, but it's rude to tell you so.

2. You look good. (Possible)
Situation: someone has on out of style/season clothing and/Or jacked weave or hairstyle.. shoes, bag etc. You want to be nice but not lie.

"Haven't seen you in a while, look at you, looking like you're looking"

"You look good, over there looking like you're looking" (possible)
by BlossomBubblezButtercup January 10, 2022
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neck like a jockeys bollacks

" having a hard neck" meaning you will ask for anything, cheeky
John : well Jack, I'm awful upset my car broke down
Jack: sorry to hear that, I have a spare car in the shed

John: can i have it !
Jack: Jesus you have a " neck like a jockeys bollacks"
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Reply when I feel like it.

"Reply when I feel like it."
Means: "I'll never reply. I never feel like it."
Usually the response a guy gets when confronting a female on why she doesn't reply to his messages (and try to work things out).
Can also be undertext if they tell you "I'm busy." which means: "I don't feel like it."
Jason: "I want to fix things, but you never reply, you keep saying you're busy but you're always texting your friends". Sonya: "I'll reply when I feel like it."
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like a dolphin

to describe anything at all that does not include something a dolphin would do
"dude, i just got laid"
"oh man thats awesome.... LIKE A DOLPHIN!"
by f-tang, and lewychewy February 17, 2011
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Today is the day you tell your crush you like them! (If they don’t like you, they’re trash) jk, but don’t waste your time in them if they don’t!
Hey Chris, I need to tell you something

Chris: sure, what’s up?
Madison: I like you, it’s tell your crush you like them day! May 12th!
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When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA January 01, 2023
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