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Flaming Glitter Balls

Dipping man balls (testacles) in glitter, and setting them on fire as foreplay.
Girl, I did flaming glitter balls on him, and had the best orgasm EVER!
by PrincessPriss22 March 3, 2011
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holy mother of balls

Holy Mother of Balls is when an event is so profound, so amazing and awesome, that a single ball will not suffice, the Holy Mother of Balls needs to be referenced.
Holy Mother of Balls, did you just jump that gorge on your motorcycle?
by InkMan November 17, 2013
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Holy Jesus Balls

Saying something with excitement or being surprised!
Guy:Hey did you see that baby do a back flip
You: Holy jesus balls no way!
by Swag Wolf May 11, 2016
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Dragon Ball Z

Better than reading about guys who run around in tights, or watching D class imitations of japanese catoons made by white boys who couldn't hack it in japan
Dragon Ball Z was a great series, but not really accessible to young children over here because there is no enslaving of animals into iddy biddy living spaces, or guns with lots of explosions.
by GI Joe sucks donkey ass September 7, 2003
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ball bungee jumping

For best results wear boxer shorts and loose pants. Find the corner of a table and rest your ball sack on it. Slowly back away from the table with your scrotum (yes I said scrotum..I had to say it at least once) falling with your balls like they were falling off a cliff. At this time softly in a higher pitch voice say "weeeeeee!" YOU'VE JUST BALL BUNGEE JUMPED!
Man, resting his testes on the corner of something (yes I said testes) and letting them fall freely as they back away from support. Thus ball bungee jumping. The safest bungee jumping around.
by B.A.D.S. June 12, 2007
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ball sack sandwich

the act of smacking a bitch in the face with your testicles(balls) warped in bread and peanut butter (its optinal to add jelly)
i smacked suzie with a ball sack sandwich and she shit her self because she was allergic to peabut butter.
by Cam J, Doug M, Raphael M March 29, 2008
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Shit-Stained Balls

When a bitch ass mother fucker fucks his stupid bitch so fucking hard in the pussy from behind so that his hairy fucking atrocity of a ball sack slams violently into her filthy, hairy asshole resulting in large amounts of her shit spraying in all directions, covering the fucking bitch shit cock ass mother fucking cocksucker's nut sack in a thick layer of shit, most likely due to the fact that the stupid slut probably forgot to wipe her fucking bitch ass cunt whore pussy licking fucktard asshole last time she took an almighty shit.
"Last night i ambushed my girlfriend in the bathroom while she was taking a hearty shit and proceeded to fuck her from behind, and i ended up with shit-stained balls.
by Big-Titted Dreamboat July 17, 2011
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