face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

by lokoking83 June 24, 2011

you're gonna have a bad time

If you hear this specific line, you are FUCKED!

Cody: "So...what did you want to say to me again?"
Scarlett: "I...um..."
Sans: "heh, hey kid, you're gonna have a bad time."

by 7568ino January 1, 2024

Tennessee Time

The unique phenomenon of the very understanding of time itself lost in translation from Tennessee to anywhere else in the world. Often misconstrued as rudeness or a complete lack of social etiquette, when a person from Tennessee schedules a time to meet, gather or online game with “friends”.

Medz told us he would be online in 15 minutes, it’s only been an hour but in Tennessee time it will likely still be 30-45 minutes before he is online.

by Schnitthead May 21, 2025

Doin time

A song by Sublime.

Were you going to plagiarize the entire song Doin Time for us to get paid? Do you have any thoughts of your own to sing about?

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021

Pocket time

The time when you 'put someone in your pocket' or in other words - find then extremely cute and want to protect them at all cost.

"omg stay, you're so adorable, pocket time rn."

by ItsjLAV May 29, 2023

bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.

A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025

Gremlin Time

When one of the homies is on a different plane of existence, crawling around on the floor of the bar like a gremlin hunting for dollar bills and cocaine. Don’t feed this person after midnight or they will fuck your shit up.

“Hey Adam did you see where Shanelle went?”

“Ya bro she’s on gremlin time. I saw her bear crawling under the bar stools nipping at people’s toes for dollar bills and nose candy”

by Garbanzo November 21, 2022