Uma Thermon Syndrome

Women who sometimes appear attractive on screen or in photos, but otherwise are extremely ugly. Thus confusing the senses.

Britney Spears really has a bad case of Uma Thermon syndrome, I can't tell if I want to bang her or not.

by Xavier Silverblood February 14, 2013

Wet Brick Syndrome

A terrible disease affecting millions daily. Symptoms may include fainting, irritability, and the tendency of finding wet bricks in places you may not expect them.

Dude, Jeff fainted this morning after finding a brick in the shower. He must have Wet Brick Syndrome.

by WetBrickServivor June 21, 2015

Sudden death syndrome

Sudden death syndrome refers to the main sideeffect of the covid19 vaccine that was created by various companies who run Ponzi schemes related to the Covid plandemic.

Mike:'''hey Dylan, where is Mark?havent seen him in months''
Dylan:'''oh you didnt hear?Mark is dead, he died by sudden death syndrome''
Mike:''Oh damn, Mark was a vaxxtard?What a shame''?
Dylan:'' Yeah but at least he didn't die by the covid19 virus''
Mike:''True, that would have been sad''

by ProudNIGGER January 20, 2023

chapped ass syndrome

A condition that results from exessive anal sex. May involve simple redness of skin or skin peeling off and bleeding.

You got chapped ass syndrome from riding cock too long.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 24, 2008

Kelly Mental Syndrome

It's when you do the stupidest things and when you get confused by like 2 words. Also you call people ding-a-longs or something along those lines. and you speak in a british accent

Me: Hey Kelly!
Kelly: Oh hey you
Me: so what did you think or that exam
Kelly: did u just say what did u plinko of that emu (in british accent)
Me: Oh Kelly and your Kelly Mental Syndrome

by bobshowsinhoffa November 22, 2011

Chronic Derp Syndrome

W
hen you derp repeatitively with increasing severity, you are diagnosed with Chronic Derp Syndrome

DOOD that grape has chronic derp syndrome. he just keeps taking lessons from Towely

by da skittles master November 4, 2011

retarded semen syndrome

A rare off shoot from semen syndrome where the sufferer has in fact become mentally handicapped from sucking too much dick and swallowing loads of cum that comes from retarded people. these retarded people are in fact not as retarded as the cummee anymore, due to the volume of cum the cummee has swallowed and the levels of retardation the cummee has now obtained.

That dude has retarded semen syndrome
Wow what a spaz, i reckon he has retarded semen syndrome
Its rare that i see someone worse of than you mate, but that bloke over there, with retarded semen syndrome, hes fucked.

by honneamise October 23, 2018