Jack Bauer

Literally the sexiest man to walk the planet. His genitals drag the floor as he moves. His physique is like no other. He is like a mixture between The Rock and The Michelin Man. I would let him go beast mode on me no homo ;)

I want to fuck Jack Bauer.
I want Jack Bauer to cum inside me.
Jack Bauer has a monster dong.

by sgraveyy February 03, 2020

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Jack Doherty

Cocomelon for 5 year olds whose parents have left them.

“Do u watch jack doherty?”
“Yes”
“Ok then please get the fuck out of my sight cuz ur parents left u”

by BrxndNxwRhxroaa sucks dick November 13, 2024

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Jack Doherty

The most insufferable being on the face of the earth. Jack Doherty is a youtuber in his 20s who likes to mock and annoy innocent people who are trying to get about their day. Doherty is only capable of doing this as he has bodyguards who stop innocent people standing up for themselves. Jack probably would not be able to do any of his acts without a bodyguard as he such a pussy that he would pribably get curbstomped by litteraly anyone who tried to react to any of his "pranks". Jack doherty has more money than sense, but is worth fuck all, especially after paying OF models to go out with him to make him stop feeling insecure about his height and childish personality.

Jack doherty to a father and his child: "fuck you pussy"
Father going about his day: "HEY, YOU CANT SAY THAT IN FRONT OF A CHILD"
Jack Doherty: "what you gonna do about it, i am richer than you, i drive a Ferrari at 21 and own a 4 million dollar house"
Father tries to get close to jack: Bodyguard steps in to stop jack getting battered.

by Lukeyjoe May 22, 2024

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Jack Doherty

1. Youtuber that flexes money and does gay onlyfans videos and kisses "island boys"

2. The absolute spawn of satan a disgusting pussy who cant fight for shit and hides behind his bodyguards and jerks off to jake paul videos

3 year old kid: Im gonna go watch jack doherty
Me: *Teabags the kid*

by Yournotwelcome April 23, 2024

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