And I won't ever have a relationship. But what these people are trying to turn that into is an overt form of of second class citizenry.
Hym "No we can't be friends. In the words of Arianna Grande "We can't be friends." Because the only reason were are lovers is the lack of a fat cock."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2025
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Get the keep friends close and enemies closer mug.Person A: When Alfonso said “Love ya” that was sooo Danny’s friends!!
Person B: Ikr?? So unlike him! I was peeing myself in laughter!
Person B: Ikr?? So unlike him! I was peeing myself in laughter!
by dannysfriend October 28, 2025
Get the Danny’s Friends mug.It is similar to the White Collar Friend Zone in that you have emotionally gaslit yourself, but this time you have brought yourself to cope with your team’s lack of success through fabricated moral victories and self-fulfilling prophecies.
Coley: Guys, I don't really care my favourite hockey team since birth lost 2 straight cup finals, I really enjoyed the togetherness at the Molson Oilers Experience and being with friends to watch every game. It really IS about the journey, not the destination.
KB: Fuck Coley, you are in the Fandom Friend Zone, like the time you said you valued the unique stories of all the 18th century antiques you bought at garage sale when you were trying to sleep with that chick.
You should have sports PTSD from you AND your team not being able to put it home, **Foreskin Chuckle**.
Coley: Gosh, you may be right, but I really enjoyed the $26 Aeporol Spritz activation during the 2nd Round.
KB: Ok, We're Done Here.
KB: Fuck Coley, you are in the Fandom Friend Zone, like the time you said you valued the unique stories of all the 18th century antiques you bought at garage sale when you were trying to sleep with that chick.
You should have sports PTSD from you AND your team not being able to put it home, **Foreskin Chuckle**.
Coley: Gosh, you may be right, but I really enjoyed the $26 Aeporol Spritz activation during the 2nd Round.
KB: Ok, We're Done Here.
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She knows she’s my flamingo friend because the moment the whole room starts heating up, we’re already finding each other and pulling new bodies into the mix.
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