d-bag

An abbreviation used by 11-year-olds instead of "douchebag" so that their parents don't throw a tantrum over the actual word.

My friend, you're such a d-bag!

by ManGroover December 20, 2015

atlantis tea bag

When a man is sitting at a toilet and his balls touch the water.

I ran into the Marriott to use the bathroom, and I ended up with an Atlantis Tea Bag.

by Orlando’s Silky Johnson November 4, 2021

bag fumblage

the noun version of the verb 'to fumble the bag'

that guy's dick was right there you coulda had it. major bag fumblage if ive seen it

by faggotyies February 20, 2024

bag piped

To lean over, compressing your abdomen, stimulating the realease of gas (either burp or fart).

Can possibly be done to someone else.

I dropped my pen under the desk at work and totally bag piped out a fart in front of all my coworkers.

by Stpaul83 February 27, 2018

Skin bag

-The ballsack of a modern king who can sing (@Igobycj)
-Your body

“I sat on my skin bag and hit a high note”
“I scraped my skin bag on the sidewalk”

by Koko97 July 21, 2023

McDonalds Bag

Bag full of used condoms. Usually for the intended use of savoring the aroma.

DAM I HAD A TOUGH DAY, I NEED A SNIFF OF THAT MCDONALDS BAG

by Redheadlover999 November 29, 2024

two bagging

When a girl is so ugly that you put a bag over her head, and a bag over your own, just in case her falls off.

Girl so ugly I had to two bag her. - Two bagging.

by Greatestbitch February 6, 2015