BEER DICK

Beer dick is an erection that will not go down and and can not be satisfied no matter how much you try. You must be at the right point of intoxication to experience beer dick. Your partner is usually the one that will befefit from beer dick. Beer dick can have the opposite effect once you pass the certain point of intoxication.

Lastnight I pounded my girls pussy for over and hour and could not cum cause I had beer dick.

by Dantx October 3, 2007

black dick

Dream of every soccer mom. Because size does matter.

Sara dreamed about being impaled by huge black dick

by dildo777 January 5, 2017

dicking around

fucking around for shits and giggles!

guy1:you have a fatass son!
guy2: FO SHO!

by alison October 28, 2003

dick-gasm

A dick-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he smokes Maui Wowie and jacks off feeling like every cell in his cock is going to explode.

I smoked some weed, and I'm looking forward to an awesome dick-gasm!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020

weevil dick

A weevil is any beetle from the Curculionoidea superfamily. They are usually small, less than 6 mm (¼ inch), a dick is a part of the male anotomy, hence a weevil dick is somebody whos penis is the size of a weevil.

you know that lad i just kegged, he had a weevil dick!

by lemonhead1989 August 22, 2009

cheap dick

funny name for the band 'cheap trick'

my freind loves cheap dick

by rockernroller July 14, 2009

dick flick

the opposite of chick flick; a movie featuring men behaving dickishly;

All action/adventure movies are dick flicks even if a woman stars in them. Any movie with balls in it is by definition a dick flick. Dick flicks can be separated into sub-genres such as swinging dick flicks, limp dick flicks, slick dick flicks and dumbass dick flicks. In some cases a movie can start out as a chick flick but turn into a dick flick if Vince Vaughn is in it.

by Bon Mot March 19, 2010