Deez Nuts

A word often used by squirrels identifying another squirrel named Dee

Squirrel 1: Man i'm starving

Squirrel 2: Hey! How about lets gobble up Dee's nuts!

Squirrel 1: Aww yeah! I'm sure he won't mind right m8?

Ligma(also a squirrel): ....

You know the biggest peanuts and delicious in the town? Deez Nuts!

by Nothing out of the ordinary July 24, 2023

Deez nuts

The pinnacle of human comedy, millions of years of evolution, survival, building a community then a kingdom, then, being all over the world, conquering mount everest, flying to the moon, all of this resulted in one thing.
Deez nuts.

"Hey dude you wanna go hang out" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"You're going to a mental hospital" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person

by Hydramadness312 July 28, 2023

Flex nuts

While often used derogatorily against others as an accusation of hyper masculine overcompensation, when used in the first person it indicates a willingness to forcibly overcome an overwhelming challenge or highly favored opponent through the use of ones ego.

Mike always trying to flex nuts around school but nobody scared.

Don't matter how many friends you bring, your whole little Gaggle of followers can eat shit. I flex nuts son. Come at me.

by Joshamaphone July 29, 2023

nut shirt

When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.

I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.

by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023

Queef Nut

When a woman queefs mid nut letting out a stinky sound and a sticky substance at the same time.

Hey Susie, I was wondering have you ever Queef Nutted before? My man was beatin my shit and I queefed while nutting…

by Kenneth K. Kerry July 30, 2023

Nigga Nuts III

A basketball fan that wants to make his way into actual basketball, he takes his dreams down from his brother Nigga Nuts I. Sadly the first brother died in the war, as Nigga Nuts III wants to join into a famous basketball team, standing around at 6'3 his dreams will come true one day...

"You remember Nigga Nuts III ?"
"Oh yeah, that one guy who wants to be a famous basketball player?"

by anonymous July 31, 2023

Nut Frosting

Splatter from dropping a deuce that lands on your scrotum. Only to be found when you give them a wipe.

That Taco Bell ripped right through me. It took me a half a roll of toilet paper to wipe all the Nut Frosting off my sack.

by JackDaddy6294 August 3, 2023