urban skills

Urban skills are the skills required to take a seat from someone before they leave it, specifically in a crowded eating area.

Well, you’ve got some urban skills young fella. He took my seat before my butt left.

by Ploco3 May 18, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The word that you use when you are making your first urban dictionary definition

Friend 1: I want to make a definition on urban dictionary.
Friend 2: Make a funny definition about urban dictionary.
Friend 1: Wow that is so creative this is sure to be liked.
You: Bruh what

by Ur bad dicktinary March 30, 2020

Urban Retard

A person who spends most of their time in urbanized areas who is accustomed to having almost everything done for them. This person lacks basic life skills, such as using basic hand tools, replace a light bulb, reset a breaker, etc.

Can you believe James doesn’t know how to replace a burnt out lightbulb? What an urban retard!

by anonymous June 7, 2022

Urban

A place, normally in America where the real isopods live.

Bobby: Where's that isopod from?
Timmy: I hear he's from that Urban neighborhood downtown from here.

by Kota Von September 10, 2018

Urban Sleuthing

The act of picking up a used condom you’ve found on the street and pushing the semen into your mouth and ingesting it.

Urban Sleuthing

Sky was walking to the Silverdale hotel after a busy game of cricket for something to refresh her.

She found a used condoms outside and picked it up and began Urban Sluething (Ingesting the contents).

Urban Sluething can describe one of more condoms with semen in being digested.

by SilverdaleSucker June 24, 2025

Urban Looney

A game kids play at school to Bully others.

Urban looney Is Band

by 459395 March 24, 2022

Urban Dictionary

The website you are on right now. Used to be a website to make definitions, but now people just put sexual definitions on normal words.

Person 1: "I just searched the word shark on Urban Dictionary."
Person 2: "oh god..."

by VersionTwo August 27, 2024