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Penis

A long stick that gets longer when you find out how to use it.
by anonymous November 19, 2020
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a second brain some have it small some have it big for example" Finley (aka finster) has a huge second brain, i want to suck it"- every woman to exist
by finster May 16, 2022
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something that you have that is very small
I have a Minuscule penis.
by OscarIsGayAF October 31, 2021
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Penis gunk

Penis gunk is when you haven’t washed your head for multiple days after cumming and are left with a cheddar like smear on the inside of your foreskin. This is not harmful but quite smelly,
Oh my god Brian. My doctor said I have type 2 penis gunk. He told me to tell my friends the dangers of not washing your head.
by CAZINACAGE January 20, 2019
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by BEAN_LAD August 16, 2022
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stinky penis buttfucker

A guy who cannot stay faithful to their partner in a previously agreed upon monogamous relationship. Also used for assholes in a poly relationship where they are not truthful and lie about seeing others.
That guy Mike is a stinky penis buttfucker. Michelle can do better
by Baroness Kit February 25, 2019
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Church Penis

Someone who is possession of a Fila fanny pack. He often falls asleep in church. He is seen as a librarian hoe, a toe sucker, and a bitch.
by Churchalisous March 27, 2019
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