Royally Jacked

Fucked up beyond the definition of words, while trying to convey in a professional and concise manner that it cannot be repaired and/or remedied in a short span of time, because of an outside circumstance or obligation.

I have royally jacked my shoulder working the past week with a rotatory cuff injury, because I needed to pay my rent and couldn't afford time off work. I'm going to need to take 1 - 3 weeks off work for it to heal correctly.

by Royal Jack January 7, 2023

Jack and Jack

The act of engaging in mutual masturbation with a bro while eating a jack fruit, a popular meat substitute.

Guy 1: Yo man, had a great session with my bro last night.
Guy 2: Oh word?
Guy 1: Yeah man, had a good jack and jack.
Guy 2: Bro, jack fruits are lit.

by Corey in Dallas house December 2, 2018

Jack Gunn

Jack Gunn is an Extremely Smart Human Being, who Owns the earth and has conqured The universe.

"Is that Jack Gunn?"
"yes, i jizzed my pants"

by Sexycorysmacker October 11, 2022

Jack Gunn

Jack Gunn Is an Extremly Powerful and smart Overlord, He is capable of Bringing death to anyone.

"What would you do if Jack Gunn Came for you?"
"Not if, When"

by Sexycorysmacker October 12, 2022

Jack bae

Big dick

I have a jack bae = I have a big dick

by Lengscious May 11, 2017

Pulling a Jack Twist

Unofficial term for that special moment in yaoi fanfiction when the uke is magically able to take everything the seme gives 'em, no lube required. Inspired by the movie Brokeback Mountain.

"Hey did you read that hot new Gerita fanfiction that came out?"
"Yeah dude! Italy totally was pulling a jack twist in that one!"

by MotherPrussia September 20, 2013

jack glasper

A sexy man, often known as glapper or the Eiffel Tower, biggest sesh monster

You look like a jack Glasper

by Fjtfcjjdxjjdscb August 16, 2017