When somebody asks a question that wasn't related to you at all, and you answer. This is usually done to make you seem smarter but you usually end up looking like a loser.
Mrs. Smith- So Daniel, what part of Australia are you from?
Daniel- uh, well-
Dylan-Queensland!!
Mrs. Smith- (turns around, looks at Dylan)... ok
-answer jacked
Daniel- uh, well-
Dylan-Queensland!!
Mrs. Smith- (turns around, looks at Dylan)... ok
-answer jacked
by Dylio 72 September 14, 2009
Guy 1: "Take it easy on the blow dude you're going to have a stroke."
Guy 2: "Fuck it dude I just got my first job lets Jack Arnold."
Guy 2: "Fuck it dude I just got my first job lets Jack Arnold."
by BuddDwyer6 October 29, 2014
by T0RP3NI$ March 28, 2019
jack is the type of person to get along with you but he can’t form emotional or physical/mental bonds and connections with you because hes incapable and that might set some people off but he doesn’t mind he likes reading manga BL and Stephen hawking
person 1: wow dude who’s that
person 2: that’s jack the axe wielder they’re really cool and they shift realities too
person 1: that sounds awesome
person 2: that’s jack the axe wielder they’re really cool and they shift realities too
person 1: that sounds awesome
by Iamjack July 2, 2022
Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.
Also related: jack-assholery.
Also related: jack-assholery.
by holacrr June 30, 2013
by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021
Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.
Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
by Choisome December 25, 2012