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69 ways to say penis

1. penis
2. dick
3. cock
4. johnson
5. phallus
6. pp
7. cummer
8. erector
9. 8==D
10. pisser
11. natural dildo
12. reproducer
13. ejaculator
14. meat
15. beef jerky
16. cylinder
17. master
18. fucker
19. penith
20. peen
21. pent
22. pentanyl
23. pencil
24. pen
25. pentagon
26. peepee
27. peep
28. peeper
29. pepper
30. dr pepper
31. hand abused child
32. golf club
33. hockey stick
34. stick
35. third leg
36. dickballs
37. lightsaber
38. peer
39. fella
40. lil fella
41. thing
42. member
43. dong
44. ding dong
45. dingaling
46. ding dong ditch
47. dingle
48. meat cigar
49. bottle
50. water bottle
51. jizzer
52. jizzler
53. firework
54. assfucker
55. pussyfucker
56. vaginafucker
57. pregnator
58. babymaker
59. breadwinner
60. bread
61. banana
62. eggplant
63. carrot
64. zucchini
65. cucumber
66. jalapeño
67. jalapeñis
68. tube
69. tunnel
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by starry da great February 12, 2025
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Micky penis

Kenneth was born with a micky penis
by areg August 3, 2023
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Penis

What Brieanah has
Omg Brie’anah’s a man she has a penis!!
by Ur a whore June 3, 2019
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1 bal 2 Balz and a penis

This is the greatest route in football history. All you do is run in a circle to make 1 bal then move over to a different stop where your other ball would be and make 2 balz then go to the middle and run straight to make the penis
1 bal 2 Balz and A penisssss
by Jimuder Johnson July 16, 2023
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Penis Wrinkle

An unusually large pivot on the shaft of a male's junk.
When I sucked-off Kody last night, I noticed he had a penis wrinkle.
by EF6 Tornado January 21, 2015
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penis

by bosumannen145 March 30, 2022
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Penis butthole vagina fart

Something you say when you're extremely really fucking bored with your partner or friend
by Hamburgerman69420 October 29, 2025
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