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dick lick

When your male or female helper licks the outer sides of your dick.

When your dick turns red from so much licking.
Dude lisa gave me the best dick lick last night!
by vic ramalot January 12, 2008
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Dick 4

n:The male geitalia used in urination and sex
Q."Dick 4, whats a Dick4?"
A."To piss with!"
by Woody73 February 14, 2008
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dick-whacking

dick-whacking is jerking off.
When I wake up I like to start my day with some dick-whacking!
by eda-skip October 17, 2021
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Pizza Dick

A guy who seems like he wouldn't be beyond sticking his dick through the bottom of a delivery pizza just to get some ass.
Man, that guy is so sketchy. He's a total pizza dick.

Take it easy pizza dick, you are scaring everyone away.
by MrBadExample19 November 13, 2006
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Dick chowder

The thick, lumpy, creamy and sometimes smelly seminal fluid that leaks out of the anus after anal sex. Homosexual's usually enjoy the slurping of their own dick chowderout of their partners anus.
After Ashlin ejaculated in Calvin's anus, Ashlin used a spoon to eat his dick chowder leaking from Calvin's anus.
by I H8 Homo's!!!! August 4, 2006
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Lazy dick

When a female is in a position when her legs are spread out and her hands are supporting her body (such as she is giving birth) and the Male will sit on her with his penis inserted in her vagina and the female must move up and down very fast (humping) thus making him a lazy dick
Dude my girlfriend let me preform a lazy dick!!
by Lazy dick January 20, 2009
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muh dick

An expression that refers to obsession with having, chasing, or being motivated by sex.
And at the point, almost everyone at the party was drunk, and the guy were like zombies with only the phrase "muh dick" in mind.
by SomewhereElse August 21, 2017
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