Jack

Jack is a Syrian American who makes racist jokes towards Latino people. He his sister is the best football player ever to exist. She catches the ball and always makes a touchdown. Jack is a sexy beast and everyone has a crush on him.

Jack is a sexy piece of meat

by Dilflover100 October 28, 2021

Mac & Jack

Mac & Jack is just a fancy phrase that simply means masturbation.

When I'm horny I like to mac & jack.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

Jack Fumbler

Used to describe a person who has done a fumble so astronomically stupid it shouldn't have even been possible.

Dude you are fucking Jack Fumbler

by anonymous March 14, 2025

Jacking Wylder

A wild masturbating competition between two friends that often leads to frisky sexual favours

Bro 1: Hey bro, you wanna pull a jacking Wylder after work?

Bro 2: YES OF COURSE, but it could get frisky…..
Bro 1: it wouldn’t be a jacking Wylder if it doesn’t get frisky;)

by GoonerproAids June 6, 2025

Jack

Sexy man big pp small feet big meat.

Jack pp big

by Burger Man Foot Cheese July 18, 2020

Nasty Jack

After asking your partner if you can unload on their face, get them close close their eyes and instead of nutting, toss a saucepan of near boiling diarrhea (or an emptied colostomy bag) all over their face instead.

Melvin was livid after Big Bob gave his sister a Nasty Jack, especially on her Communion Day!

by Red monster boy January 20, 2024

Depression jack

A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.

I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle

by DanTheWan August 12, 2023