Lit as nuts

A saying used to describe someone or something who is fun or just awesome, much like a pair of testicles is. But also very....very sensitive.

"Do you know Elena?"
"Yeah! She's lit as nuts! I heard she kicked Gregory right in his testicles!"
"Ouch! Sucks for him!"

by Royalb101 April 19, 2018

Nut

1. An edible thing, quite hard
2.Ejaculation
3.Penis and testicles

"These Nuts taste so good"
"I just nutted to this video on PornHub"
"I really hurt my nuts"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

nut and bolt

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a large girl and finishing. Before saying you are leaving for a cigarette, never to return. Jumping over fences may be included...

Matt: I realised she was too fat, so I had to nut and bolt
Lauren: Oh god please don't leave....

by cesci123 May 26, 2021

Numb nut

A person who has no feeling in their testicles

You got some numb nuts

by Manny Mack June 2, 2016

wonderland nuts

Experienced by men, younger and older, who have sever ball chafe, either from swimming or sweating and walking. AKA Wonderland nuts. First experienced when going to a water park rides at Canada's wonderland and not changing shorts but walking around all day, and have sever chafing of the balls.

dude this hike we have to stop, I got wonderland nuts. they fucking hurt.

by sed8ted/ontario/can November 23, 2019

nut sniffer

When a dude sniffs his or someone else's nuts, this can be only described by the gods.

Did you see that guy, he must be a nut sniffer.

by ironnnnnnnnnnnnn April 20, 2021

monkey nut

like a dumbass who acts like a monkey would

alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo

"ayo monkey nut come get over here"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"

alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"

by teachannnn January 20, 2023