james penis

odd and sussy but not bad

sally said james penis wasnt bad

by supermangade January 17, 2022

penis

its small

"your penis is weird looking"

by coochieman99 March 4, 2021

Penis

A female genital, used to silence peasents, wait what?

This girl's got a HELL of a penis!

bro.... what?

by Caden F. August 21, 2021

El captain penis wrinkle

A tiff, someone who is always sits in the zen position

Stop being such a El captain penis wrinkle

by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022

Penis

A penis is a large cylindrical shaft used on a woman

You mom was given quite the penis

by Big daddy horse coc May 30, 2022

Penis enlargement pills

A gift from a crackhead clown in the fucking storm drain

You want penis enlargement pills

by Jkdeeznuts May 4, 2022

Penis

the male magic wand that shoots milk when excited and is usually under 8 inches

girl: what's that?
guy: oh, that's my magic wand (penis)!
girl:why is it so small?
guy: I'm not sure.

by TheGuyWithNoLife April 14, 2024