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fuck me with an aids dick

The ultimate phrase in describing the most unfuckable situation, or extremely unlucky. A pretty much worthless situation in which the user of the phrase sees it being fucked by an aids dick in comparison with the current issue at hand. Used also in great and furious anger.
In playing CoD 5 bobby has been playing for 6 hours and has never went positive kill death ratio. " Jesus well fuck me with an aids dick"
by rytola April 12, 2014
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imma do me for a while.

Hoe language for saying she's done being a hoe for about a week or two.
Girl 1: imma do me for a while.
Girl 2: how long before you suck dick.
by real.niggas. 21 April 2, 2015
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you got to be shitting me

We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.
Really dude, you got to be shitting me.
by AwesomeTed123 May 15, 2015
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Hand me the aux cord

“Hand Me the Aux Cord” is an expression used to request an auxiliary audio input cable in order to play music off a mobile device.
Me: Hand me the aux cord bro.
Friend: Why?

Me: So I can let u hear that new tay-k 47 song.
Friend: Bet. *hands over aux cord*
Me: *Plays Never Gonna Give You Up*
Friend: Really?
by Anthony__Stifler August 8, 2017
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Fuck Me Upside Down

The art of flipping someone and fucking them upside down.
Damn daddy, You're sexy, you can fuck me upside down any day at any time!
by officially_bitch February 23, 2019
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give me a fucking cookie

this is what happens when a human (most likely a child) is hungry but another human (most likely adult) says no.
Timmy wanted his cookie for drawing a line and his mother said no, so Timmy yelled "GIVE ME A FUCKING COOKIE"
by BITCHIMSMART December 26, 2018
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There gonna take me to the woodshed

To get beat up for being over $300k over budget
There gonna take me to the woodshed for being $300k over budget on a new build
by Dale L. May 11, 2016
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