Mommy tea time

When your mom exercises for a week straight wearing her granny panties and they are dripping and most with a hint of brown crust and makes you a cup of nice warm tea to go to sleep with.

I spent the night at Dustin's place and we had the most rich and flavorful mommy tea time tea,it really help me get to sleep.

by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023

Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.

I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023

The Wheel of Time

The Wheel of Time is a fantasy series of 14 novels in the main series + one prequel written by Robert Jordan. 11 of the Books along with the prequel were written by him before his untimely passing but the series was finished by Brandon Sanderson.

"The Wheel of Time" is one of the greatest fantasy epics ever written.

by Jimmy, I like Murder. February 13, 2024

Knaack of Time

"Knack of time" (American English expression): When you wake up after noon hungover and dehydrated but still manage to annoy tf out of your friends and make it to a recreational activity several hours late.

Although she awoke with a raspy shriek of a voice still grasping a Tomahawk Steak bone from the night before, she managed pack a light bag of essentials and arrived to the river just in the Knaack of Time for a totally tubular rafting adventure!

by orchidromance February 21, 2024

Team Rocket Time

When someone is up to no good, out looking for trouble and prepared to make it double.

Tyrese went out last night on some Team Rocket Time and left two bodies cold in the streets

by nvxvHa February 23, 2024

Coloured People Time

Also known as CPT, is the mean time at which coloured people arrive to events they said they would attend at standard time. This time zone is variable on how coloured the person actually is - the darker the more the delay.

CPT delays usually run from 15 minutes to 1h30m

Sachin: “I’ll be there at 8:30AM”
Daquarius: “that’s 9:30AM in Coloured people time”

by DarkskinLite February 25, 2024

Nick-on-Nick time

A euphemism for masturbation created by the character Nick in New Girl.

That’s going to factor heavily in tonight’s Nick-on-Nick time.

by aight-I’m-out February 26, 2024