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Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.
guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw
by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021
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Some who is genuinely stunning both inside and out and has an amazing sense of style and a beautiful smile to match it. When you meet this person you will know it instantly and probably not be able to look away, you will be captivated completely and utterly.
‘Wow who is that?’ *jaw hangs open slightly* ‘that’s Layla, she’s TMBPOAT (the most beautiful person of all time) I can’t believe I’ve had the pleasure to meet her’
by Algy February 1, 2024
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Dude Time

A frame of mind in which a person is in his own time and space. A person on Dude Time never has his ringer on his cell phone and doesn't wear a watch. He has no clocks on the wall and the microwave and the oven times are based off the last power failure. Dude Time basically means you live a schedule free life with know itinerary and don't ever know what time it is, nor wonder what time it may be.
He said he was coming to the watch the game with us but who knows when he will get here because he is on dude time.
by thedudebrown87 August 6, 2025
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demon time

A state of mind in which a person loses all self regard and logic in favour of instinct and hedonism.
This can be brought on by sudden and intense stress or substance usage.
01 : "I ain't fighting that dude again"
02 : "Why?"
01 : "He on demon time man - chased me through a forest with a spear after hitting a tibetan yart"
by n0tAsp00k June 17, 2025
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12 Times Indie

A great underrated band that consists of a guitarist, bassist, pianist, drummer and singer.
“12 Times Indie is a really good band!”
“Yeah I agree Mike they are my favourite!”
by Bananasocks June 12, 2022
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Patience Time

Time designed to your girlfriend and not spent playing Xbox with your stinky friends.
“Hey Abram, get on Xbox”
I can’t right now, it’s Patience Time”
by lollipopdrop May 21, 2021
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1- Great-great-grandparent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
My half-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.
by Seo48787 October 28, 2021
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