Shit Friend

When you have a group of friends and can never get them all together. The one who misses out is labelled a shit friend. Its an honest adnoun representing disappointment without providing pressure to the friendship.

Lincoln missed Andy's wedding he is such a shit friend

by adnounsplus December 20, 2016

Shit & Run

When you can't hold your shit in and you have to stop at a random building just to use the bathroom.

Guy #1: Dude, what took you so long?

Guy #2: Sorry I had to do a shit & run.

by Applesowce8572 December 23, 2016

Shit signals

The signals that your body sends you to tell you to poop.

I was getting shit signals in the middle of the big game.

by Jsummers33 December 23, 2016

flint shit

Worthless. Not worth a dam. To express how stupid one is.

Your flint shit isn't worth my time of day. I can't handle your flint shit, I'd rather spent time with your mother

by rigwittig October 23, 2015

flint shit

Worthless. A joke: your a pile of rotten shit. A fly on a pile of shit.

Your flint shoi ain't worth a dam. : don't listen to him. He isn't worth a flint shit.

by rigwittig October 23, 2015

shit quiff

A person who knows their hair is thinning rapidly but quiffs it over in an attempt to hide the bald spots and receading hair line.

Person 1: Do you think if I quiff my hair like this people it will hide my bald patches and take away from large forehead?

Person 2: dude, just shave your fucking head, that's an absolute shit quiff!

by Legen...dary December 19, 2015

long as shit

Insinuation referring to something longer than 8" Or lasting longer than 1 hour

That girls hair is long as shit.
That meeting was long as shit.

by Alangilly January 22, 2016