Post Nut Bravery

The feeling that suggests bravery over everything a man gets after ejaculating.

Joe: Hey Mike, I bet that I could jump that fence and steal some shit 3 times over!

Mike: What? Did you just jack off? Do you have post nut bravery or some shit?

Joe: yeah

by freddeadredemption October 27, 2020

The Nut Slapper

During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.

Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!

by TheNutSlapper December 18, 2022

Nuts

Crazy, unstable.

Jack is nuts. from Best in Show

by snagglejew February 27, 2022

Dee's Big Nuts

Deez Big Nuts is a book made by mark thunder, and is debatably the best book in the world

iTomFoolery: Story time with iTomFoolery Presents. Dee's Big Nuts
SpeedMcQueen: WHAT DUH FUCK?

by Tedstr July 11, 2025

DEEZ-NUTS

When someone asks what came in the mail you say DEEZ-NUTS HA GOTEE

Person 1 "Anything in the mail today" Person 2 "DEEZ-NUTS HA GOTEE"

by nigger 57 December 21, 2017

Nut

A typically unpleasant person.

"Man, he was a real nut." - Mick
"Yeah dude, just a not nice guy." - Gary

by Large Slime July 5, 2021

smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation

Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence

by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020