imma do me for a while.

Hoe language for saying she's done being a hoe for about a week or two.

Girl 1: imma do me for a while.
Girl 2: how long before you suck dick.

by real.niggas. 21 April 2, 2015

you got to be shitting me

We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.

Really dude, you got to be shitting me.

by AwesomeTed123 May 15, 2015

Hand me the aux cord

“Hand Me the Aux Cord” is an expression used to request an auxiliary audio input cable in order to play music off a mobile device.

Me: Hand me the aux cord bro.
Friend: Why?

Me: So I can let u hear that new tay-k 47 song.
Friend: Bet. *hands over aux cord*
Me: *Plays Never Gonna Give You Up*
Friend: Really?

by Anthony__Stifler August 8, 2017

Fuck Me Upside Down

The art of flipping someone and fucking them upside down.

Damn daddy, You're sexy, you can fuck me upside down any day at any time!

by officially_bitch February 23, 2019

give me a fucking cookie

this is what happens when a human (most likely a child) is hungry but another human (most likely adult) says no.

Timmy wanted his cookie for drawing a line and his mother said no, so Timmy yelled "GIVE ME A FUCKING COOKIE"

by BITCHIMSMART December 26, 2018

There gonna take me to the woodshed

To get beat up for being over $300k over budget

There gonna take me to the woodshed for being $300k over budget on a new build

by Dale L. May 11, 2016

love me like damn

Someone immensely annoyed at giving love but receiving none in return. May kill. Watch out.

“WILL YOU JUST LOVE ME LIKE DAMN. I TRY SO HARD AND GET NOTHING IN RETURN. IM GOING TO KILL YOU.”

by JuniorGiant January 22, 2018