Mother Queefin' Baby Shitter

When a woman uncontrollably queefs, often on friends. And when everytime a fart is released from this same woman, it smells like baby shits. Thus giving oneself this nickname.
Friend 1:(queefs on friend)

Friend 2: Wtf? Did you just queef?

Friend 1:(lets out a silent fart, but does not say anything)

Friend 2:What smells like baby shit?

Friend 2: Dude, your a mother queefin' baby shitter!
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Baby Face Paralyzer

When you are in the act of having sexual intercourse with a girl she goes limp and passes out like she is paralyzed
I was talking to a girl and she said that she didn't wake up until morning after Nick pulled the Baby Face Paralyzer on her last night
by Billy McSavage November 25, 2009
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My Baby Doggie

Slang for my Dog or puppy.

by epearman1 March 19, 2008
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Balumptious Baby Burger

A Balumptious Baby Burger is a burger which can be ordered of the secret menu in ANY in and out burger place, ordering this burger will guarantee immortality and a free copy of Fortnite. The Balumptious Baby Burger can only be ordered by a obese sassy black woman heavier than 200 - 300 lbs.
Sassy black woman: Can I get the special if you know what I mean?
Cashier: Excuse me, am not sure what your talking about?
Sassy black woman: Bescuse me?, I want the Balumptious Baby Burger you fool
Cashier: *Dies from carbon dioxide poisoning*
by Balumptious Baby Burger September 16, 2018
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Baby Gurl08

A Hottie from P.E.C.
She's loooking for someone 2 call her lover(lovers)
I'm a Silver Dolla Holla
I ain't no dime,dollar,or nickle I'M A SILVER DOLLA HOLLA
by Ross-Sims08 April 10, 2003
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Taking candy from a baby

Making a decision to do the responsible thing. Requires a lot of willpower.
Taking candy from a baby is actually a responsible thing to do, because the baby could choke on it.
by MellyShelly May 14, 2020
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Dead Beat Baby Daddy

Someone that doesn't pay child support or see his kids. Someone that can go fuck themselves!
by Drama.From.Your.Baby.Mama June 17, 2010
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