national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.
(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.
overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.
overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.
by sexytime696969696969 June 26, 2021
Get the National fuck your friends daymug. 
A best friend is someone who will drive 4 hours to see you for your birthday. A best friend is someone who will always be there for you. A best friend is someone who will sing all 46 songs with you.
Person 1: hey who's your best friend?
Person 2: oh Jaliyah Miller
Person 1: how is she your best friend?
Person 2: she face times me every night. We always sing Hamilton. We laugh at the stupidest things together.
Person 2: oh Jaliyah Miller
Person 1: how is she your best friend?
Person 2: she face times me every night. We always sing Hamilton. We laugh at the stupidest things together.
by jaliyahmillerismybestfriend November 11, 2019
Get the Best friendmug. When two individuals engage in a reverse human centipede, aligning their anuses - to causing a somewhat unobservable eclipse of the buttholes.
Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.
A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.
Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.
A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.
"My donut friend Paul is coming over tonight for dinner."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."
by stupidmachine June 8, 2020
Get the Donut friendmug. by Morfgip rugber December 10, 2024
Get the Smiling friend syndromemug. Hym "You know what this chick said to me the other day? She said 'If you don't agree with me on abortion, we aren't friends.' MY response to that statement is 'We weren't friends in the first place. You are in love with Tyrone and I'm HIS 'friend' and you associate with me because I associate with him.' My stance on this should have been made clear by now. Be friends with the niggas you fucked instead of me. And if killing babies is better then not have sex then A LOT of things are better than not having sex. You know and I know that we were not friends."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2022
Get the Friendsmug. January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!
You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023
Get the National give your friend's money back daymug.