crumple face

A person/being whose face has crumple-like qualities - similar to cauliflower, only considerably more disfuguring.

Is also a term used to descride smeone who possesses a suspicious nature.
Someone with withered, wrinkled skin, and a decreped look, but not necessarily old.
Also used to describe a state of mind- To feel crumple faced.

Derived from 'crumple-snack' and 'crumple-horn'

''Look at that crumple face she hasn't seen the light of day in yonks''

by YvonneTea February 7, 2010

face-rape

To passionately kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend's mouth, cheek, and/or neck when he/she is completely unprepared.

Girl: Honey why are you staring at me? We are trying to study.
Boy: (face-rapes her briefly) ... I'm sorry, what?
Girl: Ahh, quit! People will stare at us.

Mother: Dear, why is your neck red?
Daughter: Josh couldn't stop face-raping me.

by M.V.D. September 25, 2011

Bobbins Face

Someone or something that is rubbish. Derived from bobbins

"Busted are so bobbins face!"
"My sister is such a bobbins face!"

by Natalia December 1, 2004

feather face

: a bird
:A sexy woman

gavin:can u see that sexy feather face over there soloman?
Sol: yer she is a bit of alright

by stinker June 28, 2004

Cat facing

A sexual act

When you can't be bothered to monkey face by persuading your partner to keep still. So you shave the cat. and then after cumming all over you partners face throw the cat shavings on them...hence....cat facing

by the dame January 17, 2010

To poker face

verb, poker facing, The act of pretending to make love to someone other than who you curently are with.

Lady Gaga use to poker face about girls while making love to her boyfriend.

by askile February 19, 2010

Face taco

1. A taco that you don't eat, you just rub all over your face and it seeps into your skin like lotion.

2. A mouth.

1:

Guy1: Hey dude, what are you doing. Why are you rubbing that taco all over your face?

Guy2: Its a face taco.

2:

Guy1: Shut your face toco.

by Carter_GodCraft1 July 11, 2012