Olive monkey

Derogatory term for Spanish dock workers packing olive exports

The olive monkeys unpacked the days shipments

by SpicknSpan November 21, 2019

homophobic gangbang monkey

the act of removing the foreskin of a monkeys penis

person 1: im gonna homophobic gangbang monkey that guy over there

person 2: what the fuck

by ifuckkids97 August 26, 2022

monkey fuckin

wild crazy sex

Last night was some wild monkey fuckin!

by kb22k February 25, 2016

Flying Nut Monkey

Verb: The act of swinging on a sex swing wearing a gorilla suit.

Mary Ann was totally into the flying nut monkey last night.

by Filthy gym sock March 13, 2017

michelin monkey

Self-proclaimed foodies that swing from Michelin restaurant to restaurant - dining there as long as the restaurant has been awarded a Michelin-Star.

Larry and Lisa wanted to go to dinner, but they couldn't get a reservation at the Michelin star restaurant. They chose to stay home instead. They sure are Michelin Monkeys!

by Enrique Zeek April 10, 2023

Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

by Dandalorian December 16, 2022

Mumbai Monkey

Similar to the sand monkeys the Mumbai Monkey is a city bound monkey brought up with the smell of shit and Indian

Person 1 “Ewww do you smell that Mumbai Monkey?”

Person 2 “No that’s just my friend Sarika.”

by Shawarma123456789 December 16, 2024