by Timesync March 21, 2023
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Woman: What's your sign?
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Man: You're post nutting I'm actually a Scorpio.
Man: I'm a Leo.
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Man: You're post nutting I'm actually a Scorpio.
by PapasFritas March 22, 2023
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Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.
Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.
Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
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Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.
Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
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