Slam Jacked

The state of being extremely drunk, beyond recovery.

Man 1: yo, is Bob coming tonight?

Man 2: I don't think so man, he got slam jacked last night

by Steepedingrey January 02, 2022

Jack Consiglio

A hot short man.

OMG! Jack Consiglio is so hot

by kelly kelly January 02, 2022

Pussy Jacked

Someone who appears to be very muscular but will most definitely lose in a fight. This person appears to be fit and fight worthy but would back down if approached.

Someone wanted to fight Randy at the saloon but he is Pussy Jacked so he declined.

by dicklessnickless February 27, 2019

Jack Birk

the gayest nigga to ever exist

jack birk is so gay

by xellkkk September 26, 2018

jack dowd

a little boy with no social skills and was born from jesus, he has a setanic heart and loves his chair being kicked

jack dowd smells

by Flpppp November 04, 2016

Saudi Arabian Naval Jack

The act of covering yourself in oil, masturbating, and ejaculating into your own belly button.

Sorry Dave, would love to go to the pub tonight but I'm giving myself the ol' Saudi Arabian Naval Jack.

by SANJ Appreciater November 27, 2024

jack langhorn

Someone that tickles kids

Jack Langhorn is the stinkiest nonce ever, he smells of Gandhi's flip flop.

by Dog+asian=chow mein October 11, 2020