Porch Monkey 

A black motherfucker that sits on the porch while the kkk stares at him in the woods.

On this episode, we see the black porch monkey in it’s natural habitat.

Porch Monkey by Goatified March 9, 2021

Swing-monkey 

You were struck with misfortune

Eating sugarless gummy bears. Got swing-monkey

Swing-monkey by Breh momebt March 17, 2021

Garbage Monkey 

A raccoon because they act more like a monkey than a panda even if they “look” more like a panda.

“Bro, look at that raccoon in my yard!”

“Dude. That’s a garbage monkey.”

Garbage Monkey by Chehala March 18, 2021

spider-monkey 

"hold on spider monkey" - Edward Cullen

the spider-monkey is an actual monkey that looks like a spider, but the word spider-monkey is a very beautiful and romantic word that i recommend you call your loved ones, especially a person you just started dating, i guarantee they will love it.

spider-monkey - a monkey with long legs and arms

spider-monkey by milliondollarputhy March 23, 2021

Brass Monkey Syndrome 

When you become so monke you get brass monkey

‘He definitely has Brass Monkey Syndrome’

Brass Monkey Syndrome by 𝕀𝕒𝕞𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 March 23, 2021

chunky monkey 

a name for a girl as a nickname if she calls u bubblebutt

kayla is chunky monkey cause she called Sophia bubble butt

chunky monkey by sxphia March 25, 2021

Throat monkey 

A girl who doesn’t have sex but will give head at a moment’s notice. Usually a Caucasian female

Bro Sam was a real throat monkey I never had sex with her but she sure could suck the soul out of me.

Throat monkey by Thug raider 9876 March 25, 2021