loose monkey

A GUY WHOM HAS LOOSE MORALS AND GOES BANANAS OVER GALS AND WISHES TO JUMP ALL OVER THEM.

Matt made his move on Patricia so quickly you'd swear he was a loose monkey by how he acted.

by Peter Lansal February 16, 2015

Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.

"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"

by cowsaredope May 24, 2024

Beat by the monkeys

To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...

Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.

by Zed Numar July 13, 2021

Monkey Debugging

When a programmer resorts to making random changes to their code until something works.

Joe spent hours staring at his code, trying to figure out a solution, until he finally gave in to monkey debugging.

by monkeycode July 19, 2023

monkey's blood

fruity flavoured syrup used as an ice cream topping, generally raspberry or strawberry flavour
(northern english term)

can i have monkey's blood and a flake on mine please

by m56 January 17, 2025

field monkey

Incompetent army general

Even if you don't like Napoleon Bonapartes height, please don't call him a field monkey

by Sexydimma March 28, 2017

monkey booba troglodite

The most beautiful and sexy person to ever exist. Perfect and lovely in every way

MY WIFE IS A MONKEY BOOBA TROGLODITE

by SleekProdigy February 12, 2023