Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

Cock Smoker

A girl or guy who stops sucking a penis when the precum starts

Dan: Ya get much from Francis?

Jim: Nah...she's a only cock smoker!

John: Don't ya like my cock?

Dave: Yeah it'sgreat!

John: Ya going t' suck some more? I hope ya not just a Cock Smoker...

by Townsman September 27, 2014

Cock Nutella

The smelly, brown and white substance left on the penis after ejaculating inside someone's dirty butthole during anal sex.

I came inside her butt, and when I pulled out there was cock Nutella on my cock!

by Definitions master May 1, 2014

Cock Loaf

When u dunk the crust of bread into the trash, while someone stroking his cock is watching.

They dunked their mighty cock loaf on the enemy team.

by ur mmoommy gaye March 15, 2020

Shadow Cock

A Cock drawn in a dirty car window. These finger painted cocks are usually applied to the dirty windows of a friends car, but also appear on any dirty surface.

Shadow Cocks can be hidden on a side mirror or behind the rear view mirror or openly displayed on the side or back windows. Multiple shadow cocks are usually applied. On a station wagon the hearse shadow cock can be applied where a matching cock is applied hearse style on opposing back windows.

Oh look a dirty handicapped mini-van, lets shadow cock it.

D-Bag: WTF, why is there a huge cock on my back window?
D-bag's side kick: Uh... You got shadow cocked dude!

by ShadowCocker January 5, 2011

cock-pit

(n) the act of inserting the male genitalia into the armpit of the receiver of said action, resulting in satisfaction to those who enjoy sweaty scraping of the genitalia

(v) the process of participating in said activity

So we ran out of ideas and i decided to give her a cock-pit.

by Nemunetes August 24, 2009

cock stoned

Situation where a female is totally infatuated with her boyfriend and even lame excuses, used by her boyfriend to explain cheating, work e.g. "I tripped and landed in her pussy", "I'm a proctologist sweety, thats just one of our newer techniques we use"

Her boyfriend was cheating on her but she's too cock stoned to realise it.

by Chris B. T. November 3, 2008