can't gonna do that

A phrase uttered when someone is not going to do something that will only have horrible consequences.

Barbie:"I heard Danny wants to take you out. You gonna say yes?"
Stacey:"Can't gonna do that. He's got multiple STI's and he smells like moldy onions and rancid garlic. He's all yours!"

by von groovy July 19, 2024

doing a download

Taking a shit

He has been in the bathroom a long time. He must be doing a download

by pablowisdom December 25, 2016

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 03, 2025

han g do

very slow.
doesn’t know how to count coins.
is literally a horse.
walks slow but has the longest legs.
turns red just from eye contact.

han g do is my favorite slow person

by khunnary November 21, 2021

doing the Markus

When you ask for a round and are the last to come.

Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.

My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...

by YoloGunthi123 October 10, 2021

`~`How `'~'`Do`'~'`Yourselfylu`'~'`Do`'~'`hoW`~`

`~`How `'~'`Do`'~'`Yourselfylu`'~'`Do`'~'`hoW`~`

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

Talk to me before you do anything

If you try to charge or detain me while the thing is going off, it could go very VERY badly for everyone. You need to stop trying to get the better of me. Use your faculties of reason...

Hym "And talk to me before you do anything. Seriously. You retards need to learn to both listen to and use your words rather than wielding authority and/influence haphazardly. Stop being a retard."

by Hym Iam April 18, 2025