Jack Kettlehat

Jack Kettlehat is a massive nonce with a very small pp

Person 1: ‘Hey do you know Jack Kettlehat?’
Person 2: ‘yeah he’s a massive nonce’
Small child: ‘oh I know him he was touching me and he had a very small pp’

by TopShagger42069 June 9, 2020

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jack

a boy who is extremely ugly and smells really bad

stay away from him! hes a jack

by im a chickan May 24, 2017

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seems really nice but talks to himself in hallways, he's always on tik tok and loves prentending to be good football. He may look like he smells good but he smells like shit. He love trump and supports it when away from friends. He has 2 signs hidden in his room. In class a lot of people see him looking at guns and may thing he's a school shooter. He might be on the spectrum but who knows,

Jack the type of school shooter

by Enrique Ortizzzz November 24, 2021

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Jack Hemsley

A really awesome, cheerful person who brightens everyone’s days up.
Some people accuse him of being posh, snobby or stubborn. This is true, however these all translate to reasonable.
Jack can sometimes be a bit evil, even though he is normally a really nice person.
Sport isn’t Jack Hemsley’s favourite thing, however, he prefers sports like swimming and skiing which nobody else like.
Jack Hemsley loves animals, except for leeches and flies.
Even though he is vegetarian, food is quite significant in Jack Hemsley’s life.

Jack Hemsley is bubbly isn’t he.
He’s a great person.
He can be a bit evil.

by Noisy Spice July 20, 2019

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