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Gay Jiggly Nuts

When two muscular gay men fight each other to death by fondling each other’s balls causing pain to the rectum which makes them shoot a massive load on their faces.
I walked in on Fred and Ted giving each other gay jiggly nuts just as they were shooting a massive load, so large that a ,horse, would be jealous, on each other’s face and I ripped off all of my cloths off my hot sexy body and lapped up the salty nut off of their faces.
by Phat_Horse_Cock_16” April 14, 2024
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Nut Ushers

A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off.

Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.
Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy.

Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!
by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014
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salty nut

When you're only slightly agitated or have a small problem with somebody
Boy 1: man that Tyrone is such an asshole

Boy 2: sounds like you have a salty nut
by Saltynutexpert October 13, 2016
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accessibility nut

A female that is ridiculously easy to fuck
I love me bottom bitch shes such an accessibility nut, ill be beating guts all day
by bobus420 September 11, 2014
mugGet the accessibility nutmug.

Hazel-Nutting

Dipping balls in hazelnut syrup and having it licked off
She was hazel-nutting him good
by AnotherShittyName December 3, 2017
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deez nuts

person 1: bro you know sugon?
person 2: who tf is sugon?
person 1: sugon DEEZ NUTS!
by The Deez Nuts Guy February 21, 2022
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Deez Nuts

Very large, obtuse, and fat nuts
Hey can I touch your Deez Nuts?
You may touch Deez Nuts!
by therealandonlyrealman March 24, 2023
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