Ignorant Ass Syndrome

The New made-up disorder for the not-quite-bright people that are walking around posing as human beings.....

"If you voted for a filthy democrat, just admit that you are a candidate for Ignorant Ass Syndrome!"

by Daughter of a genius September 23, 2013

small dick syndrome

a disease that when u give a blowjob the man can not fill ur mouth cause his penis is to small

small dick syndrome- man has a very small dick

by janisha July 25, 2008

Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome

Grammatical (or grammar) pedantry syndrome is an illness or a form of obsessive-compulsive disorder where someone has a compulsive desire to be an asshole.

"Me and mark ate cookies!"
"You mean, 'Mark and I ate cookies!'"
"Stop it!"
"Sorry, I'm an asshole (Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome)."

by borlaxis May 16, 2017

Mark Zuckerberg syndrome

When a guy who's professionally and financially successful dates or marries an ugly girl.

He makes six figures at a technology company but have you seen his girlfriend? She's fugly. He has a case of Mark Zuckerberg syndrome!

by Trp29 October 31, 2016

guitar hero syndrom

The view of having your surroundings moving up at a fast rate after finishing a song on Guitar Hero.

Man, I've got guitar hero syndrom!

by pimpshizadle December 15, 2007

Lonely Pee Syndrome

The syndrome that occurs in some males that causes them to relieve themselves in a urinal directly adjacent to another male's, even when there are several open stalls away from the aforementioned male.

This dude must of had lonely pee syndrome, there were like 8 urinals and he decides to come up to mine and hold hands.

by Dan Warner June 11, 2008

Ney Toy Syndrome

The problem where an owner of a new expensive toy is blinded to the obvious shortcomings of that item. Usually applies to both electronics and cars, but can also apply to girl/boyfriends.

Often a cover for new purchase regret

Stan proclaimes that his new bargain priced plamsa tv is the schiznit despite the fact that it actually looks disgusting. Thats Ney Toy Syndrome if ever I saw it.

Have you seen Daves new whale hes going out with? Yeah, pretty gross eh. He's got a bad case of Ney Toy Syndrome - hope he snaps out of it soon.

by richms January 20, 2006