Penis-man

A Penis-man is Neimantas
ohh look there is Penis-man
by Neimantas-gaydis September 30, 2020
Get the Penis-man mug.

Mentos penis

After a woman performs fellatio on a man, and the man is still in his euphoric state post ejaculation, she will blow really cold air from her mouth onto the head of his penis. Making it cool and fresh, like mentos, the fresh maker.
Bruh, she blew me and gave me mentos penis! I had goosebumps all over my ass for 20 min after.
by DeezusSheist February 13, 2020
Get the Mentos penis mug.

Penis bruh

John took a penis bruh on brad
by Emeraldking5339 May 29, 2022
Get the Penis bruh mug.

harrys penis

the largest known living thing to ever exist. the only comparable thing today would have to be the sperm whale.
harrys penis could block out the sun
by jihadi johnnnnn October 30, 2021
Get the harrys penis mug.

Penis snake

A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them
“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire
by Toby magenta January 03, 2022
Get the Penis snake mug.

Penis stomper

When you put your dick on a shower grate and someone stomps on it
Hey,don can you give me a penis stomper
by BigbeanOddSky September 22, 2019
Get the Penis stomper mug.

caveman penis

A very small penis that only prevents itself when erected.
Kim Jung has a caveman penis.
by Creme Pie Master 420 November 03, 2015
Get the caveman penis mug.