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Elon's penis

Seems to be very small, even smaller than Zuckerberg's.

P.S. This part of his body (as a word) is censored when searching on his currently owned site, Twitter (A.K.A. X).
Everyone wants to see Elon's penis how big or small his is.
by Shiine-1 December 6, 2024
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He grabbed his penis in his hand
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A female genital, used to silence peasents, wait what?
This girl's got a HELL of a penis!

bro.... what?
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ghetto penis enlargement

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.
person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered
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vinegar penis

"yo i just slapped my dick now i have vinegar penis"
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because you were to fucking dumb to think that you would find a full cock here
your dumbass thought you would find penises just because you scrolled down your now the biggest penis i ever thought of
by a bro with some fucking sense September 9, 2020
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Your large pen-is in her box. Little penis for little box and big pen-is for a bigger box. Penis pricks boxes.
by @Hip_Matter August 23, 2019
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