Skip to main content

Doing fair for a square

Definition: A rhythmic, high-integrity response to the greeting "How are you doing?" or "How have you been?" It signifies that the speaker is living an honest, upright life and that "The Creator" or the world is treating them with the same fairness they give to others.
The Philosophy: It identifies the speaker as a "square" (a person of solid character who follows the right path) and confirms that because they do "fair" by everyone, they are receiving "fair" in return. It is a boast of peace, stability, and clean living.
Origin: Coined by Charles Edward Rice II.
Person A: "Hey man, it’s been a while! How you been doing lately?"
Person B: "Can’t complain, brother. I’m doing fair for a square."
Meaning: "I'm staying out of trouble, working hard, and life is treating me right because of it."
by Charles Edward Rice II February 21, 2026
mugGet the Doing fair for a square mug.

hood fails

accounts that show people partaking in petty crime, or generally goofing off, especially in a low-income neighbourhood, but show the doer failing, often spectacularly.

alternatively, a genre of instagram account that usually post fast-paced videos that consist of snippets of funny videos cut such that the punchline in each either exists or is cut off. given the rapid-fire nature of how they are edited, the videos are intentionally overstimulating leaving the viewer no other appropriate reaction other than to laugh. for flavour, the editor may slip in popular memes and images, and deliberately include lewd artworks depicting but not limited to furries and anime girls

usually, there would be a place name (or object) appended before "hood fails" for example toronto, nebraska, and the posts would usually contain some videos referencing that place.
toronto hood fails is my favourite account on insta bro every reel is frying me

dawg what the fuck are you watching
by marinabaysandshoodfails February 22, 2026
mugGet the hood fails mug.
Related Words
Giving Fair Warning Is No Longer Necessary. You are no longer required to give fair warning.
Hym Iam "Giving Fair Warning Is No Longer Necessary. You are no longer required to give fair warning."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2026
mugGet the Giving Fair Warning Is No Longer Necessary mug.

Butt Fail

Definition:

The accidental act of calling someone because your phone was in your back pocket and your backside did the dialing.

A gloriously literal mistranslation of “butt dial” into German (“Hintern scheitern”) that technically means “butt fail” - which, honestly, isn’t wrong.
Example 1:
“Sorry for the 2 a.m. breathing call. Total butt fail.”

Example 2:
“I didn’t mean to FaceTime my boss from the gym locker room. Major butt fail.”

Origin:
A machine-translation masterpiece. “Butt dial” → “Hintern scheitern” → “butt fail.” Linguistically incorrect. Spiritually accurate.
by buttfail February 28, 2026
mugGet the Butt Fail mug.

Toot Fairy

When you squat over someone sleeping, spread your ass cheeks as far apart as they can go, and fart in the sleeping recipient’s face as they inhale.
I got into an argument with my girlfriend so I paid her a visit from the toot fairy.
by shabreazey March 7, 2026
mugGet the Toot Fairy mug.

Toot Fairy

When you squat over someone sleeping, spread your ass cheeks as far apart as they can go, and fart in the sleeping recipient’s face as they inhale.
I got into an argument with my girlfriend at dinner so I paid her a visit from the toot fairy.
by shabreazey March 7, 2026
mugGet the Toot Fairy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email