Urban skills are the skills required to take a seat from someone before they leave it, specifically in a crowded eating area.
by Ploco3 March 30, 2018
by Baram12 July 16, 2024
When you decide that you've sunk low enough to purchase Urethral Beads, only to insert them and rip them out like a 4th grader playing with a Beyblade.
"Beyblade Beyblade let it ri-AAAUUUUGGHHH!"
"So I decided to play Urban Beyblade last night."
"How was it?"
"I'm throwing away my Urethral Beads"
"Ah."
"So I decided to play Urban Beyblade last night."
"How was it?"
"I'm throwing away my Urethral Beads"
"Ah."
by Drunken Bastard August 07, 2021
You can either has a really sick guy and accept anything because he is lit or u get that person who says no to everything, if you are that person, “you hecken bum face”
by DonaldTrumedonyerma May 04, 2019
Urban Dictionary Founders: We aren't going to approve this defintion, are we? They can't even spell defintion.
by imnot.creative.enough.for.this November 04, 2022
When you search something ignorant or misspelled in the search bar and the top definition completely roasts you.
Internet user: maybe if I make an Urban typo in the search bar something funny will come up.
Some other guy: what's an Urban typo?
Internet user: it's when you make a typo in the search bar.
Top definition: a misspelled version of knob that only a complete moron would search.
Some other guy: what's an Urban typo?
Internet user: it's when you make a typo in the search bar.
Top definition: a misspelled version of knob that only a complete moron would search.
by Urban typo August 09, 2019
During one of our many urban debates with my roommates. We discussed whether the word "consent" or "command" should be used for the quote: Fornication Under the Command of the King! I opted to use the word "command."
by Lika Heloise May 03, 2011